{"title":"EOFY 2026- 50% OFF","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"the-cervix-serpent","title":"The Cervix Serpent™2.0 Midnight Black Glass Dildo Pleasure Wand","description":"\u003cp class=\"\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eDo you desire both deep cervical penetration \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eand\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e g-spot stimulation? Following the vagina’s natural curvature, the Cervix Serpent™ is extra-long with a gentle s-bend that hits all the right spots, whilst maintaining an external handle to easily manoeuvre in and out of the vagina. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWith a bulbous, ribbed head for coaxing the g-spot and a finer point for vaginal dearmouing, the Cervix Serpent™ is a best seller for both squirting and cervical self-massage. Everyone can experience deep, internal orgasms and with regular targeted massage the cervix can become highly orgasmic, leading to euphoric, full-bodied orgasms. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you experience vaginal pain, tension or numbness during sex or self pleasure, doing a gentle de-armouring practice can help release and soften knots of tension and numbness inside the vagina, which will lead to more pleasure and orgasmic potential.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eBest For:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCervical stimulation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eG-Spot\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA-Spot\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDearmouring\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Cervix Serpent is made of 100% pure borosilicate glass that has been both annealed and tempered, making it the most body-safe, non-porous, hypoallergenic product for internal use. The Cervix Serpent is also temperature responsive, compatible with all lubricants, and can last a lifetime!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow Do I Clean It?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWash your glass product after each use in warm soapy water or sterilise in boiling hot water with our \u003ca title=\"Cleansing Spray\" href=\"https:\/\/yonipleasurepalace.com\/products\/cleansing-spray?_pos=1\u0026amp;_sid=0963f53b1\u0026amp;_ss=r\" target=\"_blank\"\u003edildo cleansing spray.\u003c\/a\u003e Glass toys are the most \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/yonipleasurepalace.com\/blogs\/blog\/is-your-glass-dildo-really-safe\" title=\"Here's why our glass dildos are the safest!\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehygienic\u003c\/a\u003e sex product as they are non-porous and can be washed in boiling hot water. They also last a lifetime when cared for properly. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSpecifications:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCervix Serpent 2.0\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e26cm x 3.8cm thicker end x 1.4cm thinner end (10.2in x 1.49in thicker end x 0.55in thinner end).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e223 grams.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eOur products are handmade, so slight variation can occur in colour, size, and shape. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eWhat's Included:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Cervix Serpent 2.0 Glass Dildo Pleasure Wand.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVelvet branded pouch for safe keeping.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eFurther Resources \u0026amp; Education:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJoin Rosie's VIP Membership with 14 modules of content with no lock-in contract for only $40\/month.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"The Golden Yoni Membership\" href=\"https:\/\/yoni-pleasure-palace.teachable.com\/courses\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eClick here\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003efor more information.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor a step-by-step yoni dearmouring ritual, check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/yonipleasurepalace.com\/products\/cervix-serpent-guided-audio-ritual?_pos=2\u0026amp;_sid=aafc0a65f\u0026amp;_ss=r\" title=\"Cervix Serpent Guided Audio Ritual\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eCervix Serpent Guided Audio Ritual here. \u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRead \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/yonipleasurepalace.com\/blogs\/blog\/step-by-step-guide-to-using-the-cervix-serpent-pleasure-wand?_pos=4\u0026amp;_sid=aafc0a65f\u0026amp;_ss=r\" title=\"Step-By-Step Guide To Using The Cervix Serpent\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ethis blog\u003c\/a\u003e for information on how to use the Cervix Serpent.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"yonipleasurepalace","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44363460247797,"sku":"YON-BOX-CER-SER-BLA","price":139.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0605\/7135\/3333\/files\/CervixSerpent2.0GlassPleasureWandMidnightBlackInkClear6_1.jpg?v=1777873349"},{"product_id":"the-sacred-squirter","title":"The Sacred Squirter® 1.0 Glass Dildo Pleasure Wand - Midnight Black","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eShaped like a luscious tentacle, the Sacred Squirter® has assisted thousands of vagina-owners in experiencing female ejaculation, aka “squirting”. With its tongue-like curve, smooth pleasure bumps and ridged girth, this drool-worthy dildo is highly stimulating for the g-spot.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWhen used in a hooking, come-hither motion, this dildo is designed to coax and engorge the g-spot leading to deep vaginal orgasms, gushing and squirting fun. It’s affectionately known as THE go-to pleasure wand for squirting by founder and Intimacy Coach, Rosie Rees as well as her \u003ca title=\"Join Squirt School online course with Rosie Rees\" href=\"https:\/\/yoni-pleasure-palace.teachable.com\/p\/squirtschool\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSquirt School\u003c\/a\u003e community! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eBest For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eG-Spot\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ePartner play\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSpecifications: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSacred Squirter 1. 0\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e13.8cm length x 4.1cm width x 3cm height (5.4in length  x 1.6in width x 1.18in height).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e234 grams.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur products are handmade, so slight variation can occur in colour, size, and shape\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat's Included?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Sacred Squirter Glass Dildo Pleasure Wand.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVelvet branded pouch for safe keeping.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor additional information and guidance, add the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003ca title=\"Master(bation) Guide\" href=\"https:\/\/yonipleasurepalace.com\/collections\/e-products\/products\/master-e-guide\"\u003eMaster(bation) Guide\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eto your order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e* Please note only the Sacred Squirter 1.0 come with the branded pink packaging box. 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