{"title":"EOFY 2026- 40% OFF","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"purple-smoke-waterproof-squirt-blanket-og","title":"Waterproof Splash Blanket™ - Purple Smoke The OG - Same Colour Sherpa","description":"","brand":"Splash Blanket","offers":[{"title":"Small (1.2 x 1.2m) \/ Same Colour","offer_id":46155269832949,"sku":"SB-240412-OG-BD-PSPS-S","price":104.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium (1.2 x 2m) \/ Same Colour","offer_id":46155269865717,"sku":"SB-240412-OG-BD-PSPS-M","price":154.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large (2 x 2m) \/ Same Colour","offer_id":46155269898485,"sku":"SB-240412-OG-BD-PSPS-L","price":204.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0605\/7135\/3333\/files\/Waterproof-Blanket-Splash-Squirt-Purple-Smoke-the-Original-Purple-Smoke-Sherpa-Fleece.jpg?v=1750137908"},{"product_id":"the-bloom","title":"The Bloom - The Beginners Glass Butt Plug","description":"\u003cp style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Bloom is our pretty pink glass butt plug perfect for beginners to anal play!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" class=\"\"\u003eWith its slender neck and tear-drop shaped bulbous end, it is smooth, sleek and not too intimidating! It has a cute daisy-shaped flower as its flared based to ensure safety when exploring with anal play (so make sure the flower stays on the outside of the anal sphincter).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" class=\"\"\u003eThe Bloom is a gender-neutral toy, meaning it can be used to activate the P-Spot (prostate) in cisgender men and people assigned male at birth who have a prostate (about 1-2 inches inside the butt), or the A-Spot for cisgender women and people assigned female at birth who have the anterior fornix located deep inside the vagina 5-6 inches inside. Anal penetration indirectly stimulates the A-spot in the vagina and is an area filled with erotically charged nerve endings that make you WET fast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMEASUREMENTS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-rte-list=\"default\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" class=\"\"\u003e8.2 height x 5 base x 1.7 neck x 3.5 bulb - cms \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" class=\"\"\u003e3.2 height x 1.9 base x 0.6 neck x1.37 bulb - inches \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul data-rte-list=\"default\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" class=\"\"\u003e125 grams\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" class=\"\"\u003e*All our products are handmade, meaning variation can occur as every wand is unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWHAT’S INCLUDED\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-rte-list=\"default\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" class=\"\"\u003eThe Bloom with our gorgeous branded pouch for safe keeping. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" class=\"\"\u003eFor instructions download our Master Guide \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/yonipleasurepalace.com\/collections\/e-products\/products\/master-e-guide\" title=\"The Yoni Pleasure Palace Bible\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"yonipleasurepalace","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44686344880373,"sku":"BL1","price":99.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0605\/7135\/3333\/products\/The-Bloom-Glass-Butt-Plug-Anal-Pink-New-Packaging_2.jpg?v=1709090633"},{"product_id":"the-crescent-dearmouring-wand","title":"The Crescent Glass Dildo Pleasure Wand","description":"\u003cp style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" class=\"\"\u003eThe Crescent is the perfect tool for gentle vaginal de-armouring, releasing pelvic tension and also G-spot pleasure! It has one larger end and one smaller end, meaning you can choose which size you wish to massage internally. We recommend starting with the smaller bulbous tip and working your way up to the larger end when you feel more aroused and open.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" class=\"\"\u003eMany women have chronic pelvic floor tension or vaginismus, because of things such as stress, birth trauma, sexual abuse, invasive surgery, constantly sucking your tummy in (yep, that effects our vaginal muscles), cultural conditioning and other psycho-somatic related experiences that store physical tension inside the vaginal walls and cervix.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" class=\"\"\u003eMassaging or self-pleasuring using The Crescent will help massage out knots of tension and spots of pain or numbness. If de-armouring isn’t your thing, The Crescent is also a fun double-ended dildo, which can assist G-spot pleasure and help you to squirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBest For:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDearmouring\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eG-Spot \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA-Spot\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Crescent is made of 100% pure borosilicate glass that has been both annealed and tempered, making it the most body-safe, non-porous, hypoallergenic product for internal use. The Mistress is also temperature responsive, compatible with all lubricants, and can last a lifetime!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow Do I Clean It?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWash your glass product after each use in warm soapy water or sterilise in boiling hot water with our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Cleansing Spray\" href=\"https:\/\/yonipleasurepalace.com\/products\/cleansing-spray?_pos=1\u0026amp;_sid=0963f53b1\u0026amp;_ss=r\" target=\"_blank\"\u003edildo cleansing spray.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eGlass toys are the most\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/yonipleasurepalace.com\/blogs\/blog\/is-your-glass-dildo-really-safe\" title=\"Here's why our glass dildos are the safest!\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/yonipleasurepalace.com\/blogs\/blog\/is-your-glass-dildo-really-safe\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehygienic\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003esex product as they are non-porous and can be washed in boiling hot water. They also last a lifetime when cared for properly. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecifications:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e19.4cm x 3.4cm thicker end x 2.8cm thinner end (7.63in x 1.33in thicker end x 1.1in thinner end).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e102 grams.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOur products are handmade, so slight variation can occur in colour, size, and shape.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat's Included:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Crescent Glass Dildo Pleasure Wand.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVelvet branded pouch for safe keeping.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAccess to our free Facebook community: Click here: \u003ca title=\"Yoni Pleasure Palace Facebook Group\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/groups\/yonipalace\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eYoni Pleasure Palace\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree Master(bation) Guide:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Free Master Guide Yoni Pleasure Palace\" href=\"https:\/\/yonipleasurepalace.com\/collections\/e-products\/products\/master-e-guide\" target=\"_blank\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/yonipleasurepalace.com\/collections\/e-products\/products\/master-e-guide\"\u003eClick Here\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWe ship globally from our Western Australian Perth warehouse and all our products are packaged with eco packaging.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eFurther Resources \u0026amp; Education:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJoin Rosie's VIP Membership with 14 modules of content with no lock-in contract for only $40\/month.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"The Golden Yoni Membership\" href=\"https:\/\/yoni-pleasure-palace.teachable.com\/courses\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eClick here\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003efor more information.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTo learn how to squirt, sign up for Rosie's best selling online course on Teachable,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/yoni-pleasure-palace.teachable.com\/courses\" title=\"Squirt School with Rosie Rees Yoni Pleasure Palace\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/yoni-pleasure-palace.teachable.com\/courses\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSquirt School\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRead\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/yonipleasurepalace.com\/blogs\/blog\/guide-to-finding-your-g-spot?_pos=46\u0026amp;_sid=085e8cbcf\u0026amp;_ss=r\" title=\"Ultimate Guide to Finding G Spot\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ethis blog\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003efor information on squirting. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul data-rte-list=\"default\"\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"yonipleasurepalace","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44686362018037,"sku":"CRESCENT","price":122.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0605\/7135\/3333\/files\/The-Crescent-Glass-Pleasure-Wand-Clear-New-Packaging-Model_1.jpg?v=1709091851"},{"product_id":"pleasure-wand-vibrator-flick-suki","title":"Suki or Flick Cock Ring Vibrators","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe perfect vibrating cock-ring to add pleasure for both partners during foreplay and sex - choose between the Suki or the Flick! The best thing about this toy is that it's \u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eadjustable\u003c\/em\u003e (no tight, suffocating cock rings!) and includes the other partner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned to wrap around a penis, pleasure wand, dildo or strap-on, the \u003cstrong\u003eFlick \u003c\/strong\u003estimulates the clitoris in a tongue-\u003cem\u003eflicking\u003c\/em\u003e fashion and the \u003cstrong\u003eSuki\u003c\/strong\u003e stimulates the clitoris tongue-\u003cem\u003esucking\u003c\/em\u003e fashion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith seven modes of vibration tempo \u0026amp; rhythms, you are destined to find a clit-stimulation function that blows your mind. Simply wrap its legs around your phallic object and enjoy deep internal penetration and delicious clitoral stimulation. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFEATURES\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedical-grade silicone\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e7 mode clitoral suction functionality\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e7 mode vibration functionality\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% waterproof \u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFully magnetic rechargeable for long-lasting pleasure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAustralian-designed\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for partner-play!\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e 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\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Free Master Guide Yoni Pleasure Palace\" href=\"https:\/\/yonipleasurepalace.com\/collections\/e-products\/products\/master-e-guide\" target=\"_blank\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/yonipleasurepalace.com\/collections\/e-products\/products\/master-e-guide\"\u003eClick Here\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eTo purchase on our US website: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.yonipleasurepalace.us\/\" title=\"https:\/\/www.yonipleasurepalace.us\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.yonipleasurepalace.us\/\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ewww.yonipleasurepalace.us\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eTo purchase on our EU website: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/yonipleasurepalace.eu\/\" title=\"https:\/\/yonipleasurepalace.eu\/\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/yonipleasurepalace.eu\/\"\u003ewww.yonipleasurepalace.eu\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eTo purchase on\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eour UK website: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/yonipleasurepalace.co.uk\/\" title=\"https:\/\/yonipleasurepalace.co.uk\/\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/yonipleasurepalace.co.uk\/\"\u003ewww.yonipleasurepalace.co.uk\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eTo continue to shop our FULL RANGE, stay on this website.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eFURTHER RESOURCES\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJoin Rosie's VIP Membership with 14 modules of content with no lock-in contract for only $40\/month.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"The Golden Yoni Membership\" href=\"https:\/\/yoni-pleasure-palace.teachable.com\/courses\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eClick here\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003efor more information.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTo learn how to squirt, sign up for Rosie's best selling online course on Teachable,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca 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