Waterproof Splash Blanket™ - Cloud The OG
Mess is an unavoidable part of sex or self pleasure, however not all of us like sleeping in a wet patch (am I right!?). So if your sex towel just isn’t cutting it, keep reading.
Have you had to replace your couch or mattress because of your squirting antics? Fear not. Our leak-proof Splash Blankets™ - affectionately known ‘round here as Squirt Blankets - not only protect your bedsheets, expensive eco mattress, couch covers, carpet or carseats from your juicy gushes, they also give you peace of mind and ability to fully relax during intimacy and "let the flood gates open". The Splash Blanket™ looks like any other innocuous couch throw, but is 100% waterproof, reversible and more importantly absorbent.
Travel Size: 50cm x 75cm (19 x 29 inches). Think of this as a boujee "cum rag"! Best kept in your bed side drawer or under your toosh for capturing and wiping down bodily fluids after a sexy romp. You may also like to use it in the pram, baby carrier, car seat or anywhere to capture spills, spews, breast milk or unexpected leakages.
Extra Small Round: 1m x 1m (40in x 40in). The ultimate round sex towel for regular intimacy moments, travel & stay-cations and daily self pleasure practices. Washes quick, dries quick!
Small Square: 1.2m x 1.2m (50in x 50in). Not too big, not too small - it’s just right! Perfect for regular use (frequent washing/drying) and fitting into your suitcase on holidays.
Medium Rectangle: 1.2m x 2m (50in x 80in). This size is perfect for Double, Queen or King size beds and is ideal for full-body massages and throwing each other around the bed without needing to worry if you’re still on the blanket.
Large Square: 2m x 2m (80in x 80in). The ideal over-sized blanket for couch snuggles, extra-gushy sex romps or an innocuous bed throw that transforms into a sex blanket.
What colours are available?
We launch new colours every 3-6 months so make sure you subscribe to our newsletter to stay tuned! Currently we have the following colours available: Emerald Green, Moon Blood, Cloud, Purple Smoke, Onyx, Tasmanian Navy, Sage, Cherry Blossom, Bluebell, Lavender Mist, Gold Mustard, Champagne, Eggplant, Olive, Latte, Black on Black, Mulberry, Chocolate, Dark Chocolate, Burnt Orange, Dusty Magenta, and Rose Quartz.
How Much Liquid Can the Blanket Hold?
Unlike many waterproof mats, which are like picnic rugs where the liquid pools on top, liquid on the Splash Blanket™ soaks in and absorbs into the fleece. It can hold up to one litre of liquid (tried and tested). These plush, fleecey blankets are double-sided and absorb all forms of sex juices, oils, lubes and bodily fluids.
Simply wash on a regular wash (cool or warm) like you would wash your sheets or towels and avoid using bleach or fabric softener. Dry your blanket in the tumble dryer to keep soft and fluffy or hang out on the washing line in the sunshine. To remove stubborn stains, we recommend using a gentle, eco stain remover.
One side of the Splash Blanket™ is made of vegan polyester sherpa fleece and the other side is made of micro-velvet fabric that has been bonded with a waterproof internal layer. The waterproof layer is made of 100% recycled Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU), which makes both sides of the blanket waterproof and absorbent. The TPU is a non-toxic, BPA-free and a 100% food-grade safe material that does not contain any chemicals that interfere with the endocrine or hormone system.
- Sex & solo self pleasure sessions (calling all squirters and squirtees!)
- Free bleeding blanket for those menstrual cycles when you don't want to wear a tampon, menstrual cup or period undies!
- Pet snuggle blanket (beware of puppy thieves)
- Baby blanket for free-nappy time
- Birth blanket and post-partum recovery
- An innocuous “throw” for your couch and spontaneous sex sessions
- Incontinence blanket for pets, kids, elderly or bed wetting
- Indoors or outdoors picnic blankets - no need to cry over spilt juice.
Warranty and Disclaimer
Your blanket, when cared for properly, can last many years! However not all good things last forever, so depending on how often you use it and how you wash your blanket, the waterproof functionality of the blanket can last approximately one year.
Disclaimer: It is totally normal to hear some sound after washing your Splash Blanket™ as it contains a 100% recycled plastic Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) waterproof layer, which is bonded to the fabric inside of the blanket. This is what keeps your couch, mattress or other surfaces protected from all forms of sex juices, oils, lubes, and bodily fluids. To make the blanket completely silent, we would have to remove the TPU layer, which defeats the purpose of the product entirely.
We are continually innovating our waterproof technology and this includes improving the functionality of our best-selling blankets. Since launching in 2020, we have created a double-layer TPU film to give you even more peace of mind when having sexy time, so you can fully relax and enjoy yourself! For this reason you might notice a plastic sound after washing your blanket.
If you have sensory issues or are highly sensitive to sounds, you may prefer the Bamboo Splash Blanket™ as it is less audible than the OG Splash Blanket™.
If you have any questions please do not hesitate to contact us via email at firstname.lastname@example.org or using our Contact Us page.
Tag & Follow us on Instagram
Share the love squirters! Tag us in your stories, reels, tiktoks & posts @yoni_pleasure_palace and @splashblanket with the hashtag #yppsquirtblanket and #splashblanket. Our Squirt Blankets™ have gone totally viral! They have been featured on the Hook Up on Triple J as well as other articles in VICE and Refinery 29. You can also read our blog article about the blankets here.
Our founder’s philosophy is simple: “The blanket is a psychological sex toy. When women feel more comfortable to let go during sex or self pleasure, they naturally become more orgasmic and sexually expressive!” - Rosie Rees.