Listen, we get it. We've made it hard for you to choose from a wide range of styles, colours and textures. What can we say...we like things a little bit complicated!
To help you on your purchasing journey, we've created a temperature index to help you make your decision. So depending on what season you're in and how hot or cold you run as a human (and during sexy time), you can make an educated decision on your Splash Blanket™. But TBH we highly recommend one of each ;)
5 = Very Warm
4 = Warm
3 = Neutral
2 = Cool
1 = Very Cool
The OG: Traditional micro-velvet with sherpa fleece. Temperature factor 5.
Quilted Fleece: Traditional micro-velvet with quilted-style fleece. Temperature factor 4.
Double Velvet: Both sides are micro-velvet. Temperature factor 3.
Bamboo Summer Waterproof Blanket. 60% bamboo, 40% polyester. Temperature factor 2.
Bamboo Fitted Sheets: 60% bamboo, 40% polyester. Temperature factor 2.
SEX CAN USUALLY get messy. Whether you’re taking your new vibrator for a spin or finding some time to connect with your partner, we all know the hassle of having to replace our bedsheets or couch cushions once sexual fluids or other bodily secretions end up on them. But what if you didn’t have to worry about making a mess? That’s what Yoni Pleasure Palace’s nifty squirt blankets are made for.
BUY YONI PLEASURE PALACE SQUIRT BLANKETS $36+
These sex blankets available from $36 up are available in a wide variety of colors and sizes. You can buy smaller round-shaped blankets or larger 80 by 80-inch blankets that can cover your bed. They’re designed to hold up to a liter of liquid, according to the brand, and are 100% waterproof. This means it’s not just useful for ‘physical’ activities but it also comes in handy if you’ve got a young pet still in bladder training or a child still prone to bed wetting.
It’s made from a vegan polyester fleece that’s both comfortable and sustainable, and can easily be washed in your regular washing machine. The brand recommends a cool delicate wash for these squirt blankets and cautions against using fabric softeners or bleach with this product — make sure you follow the laundry instructions to ensure your sex blanket’s durability.
We personally like the emerald green waterproof squirt blanket. It’s currently available in either medium or large sizes and will add a pop of color to your monotoned couch or bedding.
BUY YONI PLEASURE PALACE SQUIRT BLANKETS $36+
Each squirt blanket also comes with a free bleeding blanket, which the brand says can be used when you or your partner are going through their menstrual cycle. This is especially useful if you feel discomfort while using pads or tampons during ‘that time of the month.’
Since the company is based in Australia, make sure you set aside a few weeks for your new squirt blanket to make it home. Each sex blanket is designed to last around a year, but you might feel its waterproof tendecies fade the more often you use and wash it. We suggest buying in bulk so you don’t have to worry about shipping over time.
Protect your bedding and furniture with these waterproof sex blankets and never worry about washing your sheets every time you get down and dirty. Prices start at $36+.
]]>Look, sometimes sex gets messy.
Whether you’re a squirter, a fan of period sex, someone who enjoys sploshing, or you just like to use plenty of lube, there’s going to be some cleanup involved.
Your go-to is likely just putting down a towel or some of your least-nice bedsheets, but that’s not a particularly sexy option.
Few things feel less sensual than saying ‘hold on a min, I just need to stick this ratty towel down on the bed to soak up any fluids’.
Could a special waterproof blanket just for sex be the solution?
The people over at Yoni Pleasure Palace reckon so – so much so that they’ve launched a whole load of super-soft blankets in a bunch of colours for this exact purpose.
Buy for £49 from Yoni Pleasure Palace
It’s made from 100% vegan polyester fleece and micro-velvet fabric, with a waterproof internal layer, rather than just a lining on the top – that means that rather than liquid pooling on the top, it soaks in and absorbs into the fleece. No more sleeping in the wet patch post-session.
Each rug can hold up to a litre of liquid, whether that’s bodily fluids, massage oils, or lubes.
‘Our leak-proof Splash Blankets™ – affectionately known ‘round here as Squirt Blankets™ – not only protect your bedsheets, expensive eco mattress, couch covers, carpet or carseats from your juicy gushes, they also give you peace of mind and ability to fully relax during intimacy and “let the flood gates open”,’ say the Yoni Pleasure Palace team.
‘Our founder’s philosophy is simple: “The blanket is a psychological sex toy. When women feel more comfortable to let go during sex or self pleasure, they naturally become more orgasmic and sexually expressive!” – Rosie Rees.’
They recommend the blanket for regular sex and masturbation sessions (especially for squirters), for period sex, for sleeping when you’re on your period, as a post-partum recovery blanket, as a throw for your sofa, or as a cosy layer on your bed.
Bonus: it could also serve as a blanket for pets, bedwetting kids, and anyone with incontinence issues.
Whatever the need, if you’re after a cosy blanket that feels great and does the job of sapping up liquids, this is a great shout.
We know what you’re imagining – the word ‘waterproof’ prompts images of plasticky tarpaulins.
That’s not what these are. Instead, the Splash Blanket is designed to be super soft and cosy, and looks like a regular throw you can chuck on your sofa, bed, or comfy chair.
]]>MANY OF US assume that sex toys are used for solo pleasure only, but there are plenty of sex toys for couples to help both you and your partner achieve deeper sensations and stimulation during both foreplay and sex.
Research has shown that sex toys are now less taboo and more popular than ever before and a 2016 study even showed that couples that use sex toys together show higher levels of satisfaction within their relationship. But, with so many different kinds of sex toys and sex toy brands out there, the hunt for the ‘right’ toy can sometimes seem overwhelming. To make it easier for you, we’ve outlined just what you need to look for in your next couple’s sex toy.
There’s a wide variety of options out there when it comes to the best sex toys for couples, and it all depends on what you’re looking for. If you’re just starting out, consider experimenting with a couple of beginner’s vibrators. For those of you looking to dip your toes into BDSM, we’ve also listed out bondage gear that’s easy to get into (no pun intended). And if you’re in a long-distance relationship, there are even sex toys for couples that can function through an app, helping you stay connected.
Whatever you’re looking for, keep on reading to discover the best sex toys for couples to use in the bedroom (or out of the bedroom) right now.
Touch your partner with added intensity with the Dame Fin. This finger vibrator fits between your fingers, and there’s even a removable tether in case you want this couple’s sex toy to stay in place.
This couples vibrator is water-resistant and has three speeds for just the right amount of pressure. Ask your partner what feels good as you stroke this vibrator across their body, and adjust accordingly. If your partner is away, you can also use the Dane Fin on yourself. Hold this sex toy as you please and use either the pointy or squishy side to massage your vulva and clitoris, depending on what kind of sensation you’re looking for.
Many women have trouble climaxing through penetrative sex and that’s where the Dame Eva comes in. It’s a totally hands-free clitoral vibrator that fits snuggly under your or your partner’s labia. You won’t have to worry about moving or adjusting it once it’s set, which keeps your hands free to roam over your partner’s body and makes it easier for your partner to orgasm during penetrative sex.
The brand claims it only needs the help of a single finger to stay in place while you try out more adventurous positions, so you never have to worry about it falling out.
The Hot Octopuss Pulse Duo is a sex toy worn by the male, although it offers stimulation for both partners. First, set this couple’s sex toy over you or your significant other’s erection, then, perform penetrative sex on your partner. The vibrating base of the toy will not just provide you with pleasure, but will also let your partner feel the vibrations against their erogenous zones.
You’ll get a small remote control too, allowing you to control this vibrator without worrying about on-toy controls. Plus, there are six vibration settings and a waterproof build, so you can “play” with this couple’s sex toy anywhere you want.
Sex can get messy and it’s a hassle having to change your sheets every time you get sexual fluids on them. Luckily for you (and your partners), Yoni Pleasure Palace makes a waterproof squirt blanket that will keep the mess off your bedding.
These leakproof blankets can hold up to a liter of liquid, according to the brand, and are not just good for bodily fluids but also great for massage oils and lube. It’s easy to clean too and can be machine-washed and dried without any issues — just make sure to follow the care instructions from the brand. Each purchase also comes with a free bleeding blanket for stain-free period sex.
The Tiani offers dual stimulation with a small end that can be inserted inside the vagina and the wider end which rests on the clit. Lelo suggests setting this couple’s sex toy inside your partner before penetrative sex for a more intense orgasm.
The vibrations won’t just tease your partner — they’ll tease you too. This couples sex toy can also be used during foreplay, a better option if you’re both beginners learning your way around your new vibrator.
There are eight pleasure settings and the brand claims it’s whisper quiet and discreet, making this a great choice for travel.
A good pair of restraints is hard to find, especially if you want to lock your partner onto your bed, 50 Shades-style. This under-the-bed restraint is just what you need, so you can restrain your partner’s wrists and ankles and safely explore your bondage limits.
The fastenings use velcro, which means you can easily adjust the fit on your partner’s body, and the connecting straps can extend to as much as four feet, fitting most beds. Plus, since the straps are fully adjustable you can try multiple different bondage techniques and positions once you and your partner get more comfortable.
A pillow as a sex toy for couples might sound mundane and boring, but let us tell you that it’s necessary.
The Dame Pillo is comfy and soft and offers the perfect ‘lift’ for certain sex positions. Whether you’re lying on your back or stomach, or need just a little extra support for your lower back, the Dame Pillo can help you achieve just that.
Plus, since it looks like a normal pillow, you can seamlessly blend it into your bedroom furniture and use it for naptime when it’s not otherwise in ‘use.’ It’s got a waster resistant liner too just in case you’re using lube, and since the Pillo is washable you’ll never have to worry about dirt or stains.
Cock rings are a fun way to intensify both male and female pleasure. This one from Je Jeou fits around your or your partner’s erection and uses low-frequency vibrations creating a “deep rumble” that travels down the length of the shaft to enhance vaginal or clitoral stimulation.
Place this cock ring either with the vibrating base facing upwards or downwards — place it upwards so it can connect with your partner during sex. There are five vibrating patterns and five different speeds and since it’s got a silicone exterior you can use it during shower sex or in the bath.
If you and your partner want to have a little fun (safely) in public, a good pair of vibrating panties is a must. This pair from OhMiBod comes with a remote control for manual use but you can also use it hands-free, allowing this sex toy to automatically vibrate to the sound of club music or your lover’s voice.
You’ll even get a black lace thong with a small privacy pouch where you can place your new couple’s sex toy. Then, hand the remote to your partner before heading out the door. There are five intensity settings and the vibrator lasts a full four hours on a single charge according to the brand, enough to last through dinner at your favorite restaurant or at that rave you’ve got tickets for.
Another great couple’s vibrator that stimulates the clit, G-spot and penis is the We-vibe Sync. It’s completely hands-free — just insert it into yourself or your partner during foreplay or right before penetration and let your new couple’s sex toy do the rest.
It’s waterproof, can be controlled via remote, is adjustable and features 10 vibration modes for personalized stimulation. You can even use the We-Connect app so your partner can control this vibrator from wherever they are — great for long-distance couples. Plus, with the beat mode, your new sex toy will vibe to your favorite songs.
Bondage with tape might sound hot but if not done properly, it can be extremely painful. That’s where Tether comes in, a skin-friendly bondage tape that sticks to itself rather than your skin.
It’s made with PVC and it’s good for beginners experimenting with BDSM or seasoned S&M lovers. There’s a decent amount of tape in each roll too, so you’ll be able to use it over and over again.
Use it by itself or with a blindfold for a more intense sensory experience.
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On the hunt for a new sex toy? Unsure what to go for and whether or not you need a newly fandangled suction element? Well, BREATHE. Because the Mamamia sex toy reviews are here to help. We get real women to get real intimate with real sex toys and then tell us about them.
This week Lacey-Jade, who is a body positive beauty and lifestyle writer living in Australia, reviews 'The Sacred Squirter' - a glass dildo by Yoni Pleasure Palace.
The Sacred Squirter has a curled tentacle handle and is literally shaped like a tongue. The curve of the Sacred Squirter and the pleasure bumps are specifically designed to help engorge the G-Spot and help facilitate squirting (hence the name). It’s 16cm long, 3.5cm wide (yup, she’s girthy) and is made of Borosilicate glass which means that it won’t crack under extreme temperatures - so hello temperature play!
Taking the Sacred Squirter out of the box, it is so lush and elegant. The rose colour is beautiful and the delicate curve of the handle and bumps along the tongue are both stunning and so intriguing.
The Sacred Squirter is $94, which I think a bargain given the quality and potential. I have some toys that are worth three times that and they’re nowhere near as pretty or effective. Even if $94 is a little on the expensive side for you, your self-pleasure and good quality toys are worth investing in, so know your worth and treat yourself.
You want all the juicy details? Here you go! If you’ve never used a glass dildo before it’s orgasmic; the cool feeling of the glass (keep it in the fridge, trust me) will shock you in the best way and change your self pleasure game forever.
The first time I used the Sacred Squirter I was BLOWN AWAY! I love glass dildos but the shape of the Sacred Squirter isn’t like anything I’ve ever tried. It's girthy enough that it consumes your senses and the feeling of the hit of the tongue rubbing against your g-spot is just phenomenal.
I didn’t squirt the first time. I think I was a bit apprehensive, and I find I’m more successful when I get out of my own head - but I did orgasm and have been more successful on the squirting front on other occasions!
Unique. Stunning. Dripping.
9/10. I would’ve loved for the Sacred Squirter to have a longer handle but that’s just me. The curled handle is still very effective.
The Sacred Squirter is the perfect toy for people who want to take time out of their schedules to treat themselves. It’s not a ‘wham, bam, thank you ma’am’ kind of toy. You want to take your time and love yourself. The slow build is worth it.
Don’t be afraid: If you’ve never tried a glass dildo before, if you’ve never squirted before, that is all perfectly fine. If you can’t squirt, that’s ok too. You’re normal. We are all different but trust me when I say take the time to invest in yourself because your pleasure is worth it.
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]]>It feels safe to say that sex is fun—at least, sex with someone you like, who's good at touching you in a way that makes your Thomas the Spank Engine go "choo choooooo!" But with the peaks of pleasure comes the perils of sexual release, from the unseen (the mindfuckery of oxytocin) to the harsh physical realities (ruined sheets, cleanup on aisle six). These challenges are even greater for the moistest among us: the squirters and the overachieving ejaculators who must keep a steady supply of fresh terrycloth and dejected T-shirts on hand for post-climax janitorial duty.
But hope is on the way, Wet Willies and Wilmas. Today in “sexual accessories we didn't know we needed but now don't want to live without,” we have discovered Yoni Pleasure Palace's line of Squirt Blankets, which look like any other innocuous fleece throw but are 100% waterproof and hold up to a liter of liquid—truly bonkers, and heavy-duty enough for even the most orgasmic of sensuous squirters. If you can have a wild, eight-orgasm romp and also protect your bedsheets, why settle for anything less?
Alright—stop, rewind, and listen to the Squirt Blanket's perfect origin story. Yoni Pleasure Palace was founded by Rosie Rees, an Australian "crystal sex toy entrepreneur" with a clear knack for inventing pleasure products that fulfill less-discussed needs. (Other products in YPP's arsenal include ridiculously beautiful crystal dildos, yoni eggs, and possibly the most museum-worthy anal toy we've ever seen.) Rees' philosophy is that "when women feel more comfortable to let go during sex or self pleasure, they naturally become more orgasmic"—and what better way to feel comfortable than by knowing your sheets are safe and sound, and also by surrounding yourself with shimmering crystals with which you can penetrate your most sensitive of orifices?
So, the idea for the Squirt Blanket sprayed forth back in 2019, when Rees entered a relationship with a happily ejaculative woman. After experiencing for herself the tedious labor of frequent sheet-washing, towel-grabbing, and general cleanup after a very intimate exercise that should be followed by cuddling instead of frantic fabric collection, Rees realized that what the world needs now, in addition to love, sweet love, is a throw that can handle whatever secretions her, and your, sexual encounters (or solo sessions) may result in.
Rees says the blankets have been a game-changer for many customers who were previously holding back on their full squirting potential for fear of making a mess. (Rees says the Sacred Squirter glass pleasure wand, also made by Yoni Pleasure Palace, helps, too—you can buy it solo or in tandem with the blanket as part of the G-Spot Awakening Kit.)
And the blanket isn't just for squirters—it's also suited for use during period sex, as a post-pregnancy blanket, as a prophylactic for your pajamas when you're drinking wine on the sofa, or even can be bedding for a pet that struggles with incontinence. If there's a liquid you don't want on your bed/couch/shag carpet, the Squirt Blanket is here to intervene. Genius, honestly.
With one cozy, fleecy side and one smooth and silky velvety side, the blankets come in three sizes and an array of shades for any decor (to a houseguest, they look like any other comfy throw), and are machine-washable and dryable. They're also stain-proof, so you'll never have to worry about staring at your past sessions when you pull your blanket out of its bedside basket. If you’re ready to snag one, use the promo code VICE15 to get 15% off your order.
Gorgeous, gorgeous gushers, it's your moment to shine. Rock, roll, and spray to your heart's content.