SEX CAN USUALLY get messy. Whether you’re taking your new vibrator for a spin or finding some time to connect with your partner, we all know the hassle of having to replace our bedsheets or couch cushions once sexual fluids or other bodily secretions end up on them. But what if you didn’t have to worry about making a mess? That’s what Yoni Pleasure Palace’s nifty squirt blankets are made for.
These sex blankets available from $36 up are available in a wide variety of colors and sizes. You can buy smaller round-shaped blankets or larger 80 by 80-inch blankets that can cover your bed. They’re designed to hold up to a liter of liquid, according to the brand, and are 100% waterproof. This means it’s not just useful for ‘physical’ activities but it also comes in handy if you’ve got a young pet still in bladder training or a child still prone to bed wetting.
It’s made from a vegan polyester fleece that’s both comfortable and sustainable, and can easily be washed in your regular washing machine. The brand recommends a cool delicate wash for these squirt blankets and cautions against using fabric softeners or bleach with this product — make sure you follow the laundry instructions to ensure your sex blanket’s durability.
We personally like the emerald green waterproof squirt blanket. It’s currently available in either medium or large sizes and will add a pop of color to your monotoned couch or bedding.
Each squirt blanket also comes with a free bleeding blanket, which the brand says can be used when you or your partner are going through their menstrual cycle. This is especially useful if you feel discomfort while using pads or tampons during ‘that time of the month.’
Since the company is based in Australia, make sure you set aside a few weeks for your new squirt blanket to make it home. Each sex blanket is designed to last around a year, but you might feel its waterproof tendecies fade the more often you use and wash it. We suggest buying in bulk so you don’t have to worry about shipping over time.
Protect your bedding and furniture with these waterproof sex blankets and never worry about washing your sheets every time you get down and dirty. Prices start at $36+.