Picture this: 2020, peak lockdown and I’d just had a sexual awakening with my new partner. But there was one not-so-sexy problem - those stiff, crinkly, clinical-looking waterproof bed-wetting sheets. Talk about a mood killer. I thought to myself, "Surely there’s a better way to make a splash?"

That’s when the lightbulb moment hit: Why wasn’t there a luxurious, ultra-soft, waterproof blanket designed for grown-up fun? Something that not only caught the mess but actually enhanced the experience? Because let’s be real, when you’re not stressing about the sheets, you can fully surrender to pleasure.

So, I created one. And turns out, I wasn’t the only one who needed it.

I first launched the “sq*irt blanket” under my intimate wellness brand, Yoni Pleasure Palace. And then BOOM - it kept selling out. Over and over again. People were obsessed. I started calling it a “psychological sex toy” - a blanket that gives you permission to let go and enjoy the moment, worry-free.

But here’s the plot twist I wasn’t expecting: they weren’t just using it for s.e.x. I started getting DMs from people saying they were using their blanket for birth, postpartum recovery, menopausal night sweats, free bleeding, pets, incontinence, picnics, road trips, camping, even gastro (yep, the full spectrum of bodily fluids).

So, after 18 months of selling out on YPP, Splash Blanket™ was born. An all-in-one, life-proof, waterproof, mess-proof essential for every room of the house.

From super sexy to super NOT sexy, this blanket has you covered. Literally.

Now, let’s be real, when you create something revolutionary, the copycats come crawling. But that just fuels my fire. We keep innovating, creating new fabrics, materials, textures, colours, sizes, and collabs to make Splash Blanket™ better than ever.

I’m all about sustainability too. Our blankets are reusable, washable, and made to last. (I still have my old fave OG blanket from 2020!) Forget wasteful puppy pads, this is the future.

And yes, I take my Splash Blanket EVERYWHERE.

• In the bedroom (obviously).
• On my bed for warmth.
• On the couch for snuggles.
• For my dog.
• On the plane, in hotels, at picnics…

Basically, once you get one, you’ll wonder how you ever lived without it.

Welcome to a cleaner, cozier, worry-free way of life.

Welcome to the Splash era.

Rosie x